J.J. Abrams

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A real-life Trekkie nightmare who acts like he’s the god of Star Trek, but he’s just a smelly kid who ruins everything with his stupid ideas.

'J. J. Abrams is the reason I hate Star Trek now.'

'He’s like the worst kind of fan who thinks he’s a god.'

'I’d rather watch a kid draw Star Trek on a napkin than watch his movie.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A lazy, boring director who takes your favorite movies and turns them into a gloomy, boring mess just to look cool and make you sad.

'He killed off my favorite character just to make himself look important.'

'He made my childhood movie look like a bad dream.'

'He turned Star Trek into a moody high school drama.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A total copycat who steals every idea and calls it a 'reboot' like it’s some kind of genius move. He thinks making Spock the main character is a big deal.

'He copied the best parts and called it a 'reboot'.'

'He turned Spock into the main character and called it a 'new era'.'

'He made a movie that was just pretty pictures and no real story.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A total tool who takes good movies and turns them into a confusing, overcomplicated mess just because he thinks he’s the best.

'He turned a cool movie into a confusing headache.'

'He made Lost into a brain teaser and called it a win.'

'He destroyed Vulcan and called it a twist.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago