Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fancy burger spot on the upper east side where preppy kids and drunk teens hang out late at night. the burgers are good but the people are worse.

@jandg is the best place to eat after a long day of being rich and annoying

i got a burger and a soda and my life is now complete

the waiter said i was too loud and i said 'i pay extra for this'

2

j and g are brothers who were born way apart. j was born way before g, and when j farted, g exploded. it was a mess.

j was born in 250098756 days before g

g died because j farted

j and g are the worst brothers ever

3

a weird message from lolman707 in jail that no one understands. it’s been 15 years and no one knows what it means.

#jail message from lolman707: 'this is the best message ever' or is it?

no one knows what it means but it's still there

i still don't get it and i'm 13

4

you type the keyboard from top to bottom, left to right, with spaces in between. you do this when you’re too lazy to do anything else.

i typed the whole keyboard just to prove i was bored

the keyboard is now my enemy

i did it and my brain exploded

5

it’s the alphabet but backwards. like, really backwards. it’s the worst.

a b c d e f g... it’s backwards

i can’t read it and i’m smart

it’s the alphabet but backwards and i hate it

6

the final stage of being bored. you type the keyboard in all directions, with spaces, and you’re basically a god now.

i typed the keyboard forwards, backwards, and sideways

i reached god level and now i’m perfect

i did it and i still had time to text my mom

7

two letters or words that just fit perfectly together. like, really perfectly.

j and g go together like peanut butter and jelly

i love j and g they're the best

they’re the best combo ever and i’m not lying