Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're just messing with people because you're too lazy to do anything real.

Bro, I just told my dog girlfriend I was going to eat her face.

Just Fucking Around because I got nothing better to do.

Just Fucking Around because I’m too high to think straight.

2

You're just being a total ass and pretending you're not.

Just the fuck kidding. I'm the second best president ever, and I know it.

Just the fuck kidding. Andrew Jackson was the best, but I'm the second best.

Just the fuck kidding. I ran the country better than most people can run a microwave.

3

You just dumped a huge load of garbage down your dog girlfriend’s throat.

Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.

I just fed my dog girlfriend so much junk food, she’s going to explode.

I just gave my dog girlfriend a whole plate of greasy pizza.

4

You're typing the keyboard in every possible direction because you're too bored to do anything real.

I typed the whole keyboard forwards, backwards, and sideways because I was bored out of my mind.

I typed the keyboard like a madman because I had nothing better to do.

I typed the keyboard in every direction just to annoy my mom.

5

You've typed the keyboard so many times you've reached god level of boredom.

I typed the keyboard forwards, backwards, sideways, and upside down. I’m god level bored.

I typed the keyboard so much I got a headache and a god complex.

I typed the keyboard in every direction and now I’m a god.

6

You lose your mind and explode in the face of a girl who’s trying to get out of the car.

I exploded on her face as she tried to get out of the car like she was escaping a fire.

I screamed at her face as she tried to run away from me.

I exploded on her face like I was a volcano and she was a poor kid.

7

You thought you could beat boredom, but you were wrong.

You thought you could out-boredom me? Wrong. I’m the boredom king.

You thought you could beat me? I’ve been bored for 10 years.

You thought you could out-boredom me? I’m not even trying.