j'en ai rien à foutre

My dog ate my homework and I still didn't care.

I missed the bus and the train and the plane.

My ex sent me a text and I ignored it for a week.

I’d rather punch a wall than talk about it.

I’m watching a show and I don’t even notice the ads.

My mom called me and I didn’t answer.

I’d rather be stuck in traffic than listen to this.

I’d rather take a bath in soup than think about it.

I’d rather get yelled at by my teacher than talk about this.