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To fake being fancy French like you're in a bad movie. You're not. You're just trying to be a baguette and failing.

'I'm so sophisticated,' he said, then dropped a sandwich on the floor.

She tried to speak in French, but it sounded like a goat with a lisp.

He claimed he was from Paris, but his baguette was just a regular loaf from the corner store.

To agree like you're in a French class, but you're just lying and pretending you're not a baguette.

'Yes, monsieur,' she said, then tripped over her own foot.

He said he understood French, but he just said 'oui' and then ate a whole croissant.

They pretended to be friends with the French, but they just knew one word.

To be fake French and act like you're in a fancy place when you're just a baguette with no dignity.

He said he was from France, but he ordered a burger and called it 'le beef.'

She tried to be elegant, but her baguette fell out of her purse.

He said he was a Frenchman, but he couldn't even spell 'baguette.'

To agree with something like you're a French person, but you're just a baguette with a bad attitude.

'I agree with the king,' he said, then dropped a baguette on the floor.

She said she liked the French, but she only knew how to say 'merci' and 'oui.'

He tried to be fancy, but he just said 'oui' and left.

To pretend you're French and act like you're in a fancy place when you're just a baguette with no class.

He said he was from France, but he had a tattoo that said 'I love pizza.'

She tried to speak French, but it came out like a dog barking.

They said they were fancy, but they just ordered fries and called it 'les frites.'