J.D. Rockerfeller

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A rich jerk who thinks he's king and doesn't even lift a finger while we mop up his mess.

I swear if he eats one more lobster in that easy chair, I'm gonna throw it at him.

He’s so rich, he buys gold-plated toilet paper just to be fancy.

He thinks we’re all his servants because he has a butler who doesn’t even know how to make coffee.

A rich guy who sits there like he owns the whole damn world while we all work our butts off just to keep him happy.

He’s so rich, he got a personal trainer just to make sure he doesn’t get too fat from sitting.

He once threw a fit because the coffee was too hot.

He’s got a gold-plated remote control for his TV, and he still complains about it.

A rich dude who thinks he's the boss just because he has more money than sense.

He’s so rich, he pays people to clean his gold-plated easy chair.

He once yelled at a waiter for bringing the wrong soup, and the soup had to pay him back.

He’s got a butler who doesn’t even know what a mop is.