j'd my ankle

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To yank your ankle so hard it feels like it’s trying to leave your body. You fall like a sack of potatoes and scream like a baby with a broken leg.

I j'd my ankle walking to the fridge. I’m now a prisoner of my own body.

My ankle got j'd while walking on a sidewalk. I didn’t even trip, it just chose me.

I j'd my ankle while walking to class. I’m now a legend in my school.

To rip your ankle in half while walking. You fall like a tree and yell things that would make your grandma cry.

I j'd my ankle walking to the bathroom. I swear my ankle is now a traitor.

J'd my ankle on a flat floor. I didn’t do anything. My ankle did.

My ankle got j'd while walking to the store. I now hate sidewalks.

To twist your ankle so hard it feels like it’s getting a divorce. You fall like a bag of bricks and swear like a sailor in a storm.

J'd my ankle while walking to my car. I didn’t even step off the curb.

My ankle got j'd walking on a flat floor. I’m now the king of pain.

I j'd my ankle while walking to my friend’s house. I now have a new nickname: The Fallen.