j'd in my p's

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When you let your pee and your poop mix into one big mess because you were too lazy to go to the bathroom.
I j'd in my p's during math class because I was too scared to ask for a break.
My brother j'd in his p's on the bus because he ate too much candy.
I j'd in my p's during the final exam because I was too nervous to breathe.
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The moment you realize your pants are now a second skin and you can’t go back to normal life.
I j'd in my p's and now my pants smell like a gym sock.
My dog j'd in his p's and now he smells like a garbage can.
I j'd in my p's during a date and now I’m stuck with a new nickname.
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When you’re so scared or so excited that you just let it all out without thinking.
I j'd in my p's during the scary movie because the monster looked real.
My sister j'd in her p's when she saw the winning lottery ticket.
I j'd in my p's during the big game because I was too nervous to sit still.
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