J'covi

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A tiny, soft-hearted, joke-loving, always-grinning little f***er who thinks he's a man. He chases every girl and every p***y like a dog. He's cute but also a little annoying.
He walked into the bar and said, 'I'm a grown man, and I'm taking this bartender.'
He texted me, 'I got 3 girls this week. I'm a legend.'
He laughed so hard during the movie that he f***ed up his pants.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A little guy who thinks he's the king of the world. He's always smiling, always joking, and always f***ing up other people's lives. He's got a lot of girls and a lot of p***y.
He asked me, 'You want to be my girlfriend? I'm a grown man.'
He did a dance in the middle of the street and said, 'This is how I roll.'
He tried to flirt with my mom and got a slap for it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A tiny, happy, joke-loving guy who thinks he's the best at everything. He's got the girls and the p***y. He's cute, but he also f***s everything up.
He said, 'I got 10 girls this week. I'm the best.'
He tried to kiss me and said, 'This is how I show love.'
He laughed so loud that the whole class heard him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A little guy who thinks he's tough. He's always smiling, always joking, and always trying to get the girls. He's got p***y, but he also f***s things up.
He said, 'I'm a grown man and I'm taking this girl.'
He tried to flirt with my teacher and got sent to the office.
He laughed so hard that he spilled his drink on me.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A tiny, happy, joke-loving guy who thinks he's a man. He chases every girl and every p***y. He's cute, but he also f***s up everything he touches.
He said, 'I'm a grown man and I'm taking this whole school.'
He tried to kiss my dog and got bit.
He did a dance in the hallway and said, 'This is how I roll.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A little guy who thinks he's the best. He's always smiling, always joking, and always getting the girls. He's got p***y, but he also f***s things up.
He said, 'I'm a grown man and I'm taking this girl.'
He tried to flirt with my dad and got a f***ing slap.
He laughed so hard that he fell off his chair.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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