Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Drinks so good they make your brain melt and your pants smell like a garbage can.

I drank three J'bevs and now my mom thinks I'm a ghost.

My friend tried one and cried like a baby who lost his candy.

I got so wasted I tried to talk to the fridge.

2

Alcohol that hits you like a punch from a very angry uncle.

I drank a J'bev and now my uncle is mad at me for no reason.

My dog drank one and started dancing to Justin Bieber.

I tried to sing after one and my voice sounded like a goat.

3

Drinks that make you forget your name and your dignity.

I drank a J'bev and my name is now 'Blob.'

I told my teacher I was a superhero after one.

I tried to do a cartwheel and fell into a puddle.

4

Beverages so strong they could knock out a horse and make it cry.

I drank a J'bev and my horse ran away from me.

My brother drank one and started talking to the ceiling.

I tried to ride a bike and fell into a bush.

5

Alcohol that turns you into a monster who eats pizza and screams at the moon.

I drank a J'bev and ate my sister's pizza.

I screamed at the moon and it looked back at me.

I tried to hug my dog and he ran away.

6

Drinks that make your brain go numb and your feet start talking.

I drank a J'bev and my feet said 'I love tacos.'

I tried to walk and my feet did a dance.

I told my brother my feet were married to a sock.