Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only decent whiskey brand that doesn't make you look like a drunk college kid.

I only drink J& B because it doesn't taste like my cousin's vomit.

My dad says J& B is the only thing he can drink without crying.

J& B is the reason I passed my bar exam. I drank it the whole time.

2

A person who slices up fruit with a knife like they're trying to impress their grandma, then eats it like it's the last piece of pizza.

She cuts up apples with a knife like it's a sword fight. It's ridiculous.

My sister thinks cutting apples is a sign of elegance. She's wrong.

He cuts up apples and eats them like they're gold. I don't get it.

3

A drink that tastes like a toddler's lunch and is only for people who think they're fancy.

I drank J& B and it tasted like my mom's old coffee.

My brother said J& B is the only thing he'll drink at a party. I don't know why.

That double bourbon and ginger ale is the worst thing I've ever tasted. It's like a bad date.

4

A brand of ice cream that makes you feel like you're eating happiness, but also like you're being fattened up for a bear.

Ben & Jerry's is my favorite ice cream. It tastes like joy.

I ate a whole pint of Ben & Jerry's and now I feel like I'm going to explode.

Ben & Jerry's is the reason I have a waistline. I blame it.

5

A fast food place that's only for people who can't decide between a burger and a burrito, and also have no life.

Jack in the Box is my favorite place. I eat there every day.

I went to Jack in the Box and got a burger. It was good.

Jack in the Box is the only place I go. I don't know why.

6

A way to get high that involves smoking things that look like they came from a cave, and also smell like a dead raccoon.

I smoke a joint with a soap stone document. It smells like a dead raccoon.

He used a soap stone document to smoke a blunt. I don't know why.

She smoked a pipe with a soap stone document. It looked like a cave.

7

When you're at work and you're just messing around instead of actually doing your job, which is also known as getting paid to do nothing.

I was at work and I was just messing around. I got paid for it.

She didn't do her job. She just messed around.

He was at work and he was just playing games. He got paid for it.