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a guy who shows up to every fancy party with a hairdo so big it looks like it has a life of its own.
My cousin shows up to the wedding with a hairdo so big it could start a war.
He walks into the restaurant and the waiter asks if he needs a side of hair.
He’s got a hairdo that’s bigger than his ego and his credit card debt.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the man who thinks his hair is a status symbol and everyone else is just a background actor.
He shows up to the club with a hairdo that could double as a hat.
He doesn’t know the difference between a haircut and a haircut gone wrong.
He walks in and the DJ asks if he’s there to dance or just to look good.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a guy who spends more on his hair than most people spend on food in a week.
He had a haircut that cost more than my car payment.
He paid for a hairdo that could fund a small country for a day.
He spends so much on his hair, he could buy a wig and still have change.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the kind of guy who shows up to a party and the host thinks he brought a side of hair.
He walked in and the host asked if he brought a hat or a hairdo.
He’s got more hair than most people have on their heads and their backs.
He shows up and the guest list gets confused.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the man who looks like he just stepped out of a hair salon and into a fancy event.
He walked in and everyone turned around because he looked like he just left a hair salon.
He shows up and the guests are like, 'Is that a hairdo or a new life?'
He walked in and the DJ asked if he was there to dance or to be admired.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a guy who thinks his hair is so good, it should get a standing ovation.
He walks in and the crowd gives him a standing ovation just for his hair.
He shows up and the host asks if he’s there to perform or just to look good.
He’s got a hairdo so good, it should have its own Instagram account.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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