Ja'Shaunti

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Ja'Shaunti is a crybaby who gets left out and feels like a total loser. She’s super sensitive, has a laugh that’s louder than a fire alarm, and is the kind of friend who’ll give you a hug and then stab you in the back with a pencil.
Why did you pick Timmy over me? I cried for 20 minutes!
I got left out of the group chat and now I’m crying in the hallway.
I’m not sad. I’m just emotionally damaged.
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She’s the kind of person who’ll save your life and then yell at you for getting a B on a test. She’s goofy, clumsy, and has a temper that could knock out a donkey.
I tripped over my own feet and knocked over a whole row of chairs.
You got a B? I’m gonna kill you.
I’m goofy, I’m clumsy, and I’m also the reason your math test is burning.
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Ja'Shaunti is a walking disaster who doesn’t care if you think she’s a mess. She’ll sing to you in the middle of a hallway, and she’ll scream at you if you don’t listen.
I sang ‘Let It Be Me’ in the hallway and nobody cared.
If you don’t listen, I’m gonna scream until the ceiling falls down.
I don’t care if you think I’m a mess. I’m still gonna sing.
4
She’s super caring, but she also has the worst temper. She’ll be your best friend one minute and then yell at you for breathing wrong the next.
I helped you with your math and then you said I was a bad friend.
You breathed wrong and now I’m yelling at you.
I’m caring, but I also have a temper that could beat up a goat.
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Ja'Shaunti is weird, but she’s also the kind of person who’ll stand up for you even if you don’t deserve it. She gets bullied a lot, but she doesn’t care because she’s extra.
They called me a weirdo, but I didn’t care because I’m extra.
I got bullied and I didn’t even care.
I stood up for you even though you were being a total brat.
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She’s not the kind of person you want to fight with. She’s loud, she talks a lot, and she’s the kind of friend who’ll be there for you even if she’s being a total idiot.
I talked so much that I woke up the whole class.
I was being a total idiot, but I was still there for you.
You don’t want to fight with me because I’ll scream louder than a dog.
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