Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who turns into a total waste of human life the moment someone walks out the door

My ex just left. I'm already throwing up in the trash can.

Door shut. I immediately kicked the cat and yelled at the mailman.

She walked out. I screamed at the ceiling and cried like a baby.

2

When you act like a complete idiot the second someone leaves the room

She left. I called my mom and told her I was dying.

He walked out. I threw my phone at the wall and cursed the universe.

My girlfriend left. I cried in the shower and threw a tantrum.

3

A man who instantly becomes a mess the moment someone walks out the door

She left. I sat on the floor and cried like a five-year-old.

He walked out. I screamed at the dog and broke my coffee mug.

My girlfriend left. I started a fight with the neighbor and cried in the street.

4

When you act like a total disaster right after someone leaves the house

She left. I immediately cursed the sky and broke my phone.

He walked out. I threw a fit and yelled at the cat.

My girlfriend left. I cried and threw my shoes at the wall.

5

A guy who turns into a total loser the second someone walks out the door

She left. I cried and called my mom for help.

He walked out. I threw my cereal on the floor and yelled at the dog.

My girlfriend left. I sat on the floor and cried like a baby.