ja'ryan

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A human version of a god; the guy your wife wants you to be like so she can brag about you at the grocery store
Bro you're the reason I got a 10 on my math test
I'm gonna be rich when I grow up because of you
You're the reason I passed gym class
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A cute kid who would slap your face if you ever made his friends cry. He also tells it like it is, even if it hurts your feelings
You're the worst friend ever
I'm gonna fail this test because of you
You're the reason I got in trouble
3
The kind of guy who would punch your lights out if your friends got bullied. He's also the guy who'll laugh at your dumb jokes and still call you a friend
You're the reason I got a B on my science project
I'm gonna fail this class because of you
You're the best friend I ever had
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A guy who would die for his friends, even if it means getting kicked out of school. He's also the guy who'll tell you exactly what's wrong with your life
You're the reason I got suspended
I'm gonna fail this test because of you
You're the worst friend ever
5
A guy who would punch your face if your friends got hurt. He's also the guy who'll laugh at your jokes even if they're stupid
You're the reason I got a D on my math test
I'm gonna fail this class because of you
You're the best friend I ever had
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The guy who would slap your face if your friends got bullied. He's also the guy who'll tell you exactly what's wrong with your life
You're the reason I got a C on my science test
I'm gonna fail this test because of you
You're the worst friend ever
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