Ja'Rich III

My cousin’s name is Ja'Rich III. He’s so black, he could be a vampire’s best friend.

My teacher said Ja'Rich III is so dark, he makes the night look like a bedtime story.

I asked my friend why his name was Ja'Rich III, and he said, 'Because I was born in a hole.'

Ja'Rich III is so black, he could be the reason your shadow is tired.

My dog’s name is Ja'Rich III. He’s so dark, he eats the moon for breakfast.

Ja'Rich III walks into a room, and the lights turn off just to be polite.

Ja'Rich III is so black, he could be the reason the universe is sleepy.

My neighbor’s name is Ja'Rich III. He’s so dark, he could be a ghost’s best friend.

Ja'Rich III walks in, and the sun says, 'I’m taking a break.'