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Has barely enough skill to be called average and will fight anyone to keep it that way.

He spent 20 minutes arguing with a kid over who was more average.

He quit a game because he lost to someone who had never played before.

He posted a rant about how 'average' is a dirty word.

Has the talent of a damp sock and will do anything to avoid being good at anything.

He refused to take a test because he didn't want to be 'better than average.'

He turned down a promotion just to keep his title as 'the average guy.'

He spent an hour drawing a stick figure to prove he was 'not bad.'

Lacks any real talent but will fight to the death to stay in the middle of the pack.

He started a duel with his math teacher over a B+.

He called his friends 'amazing' just so he could say he was 'only slightly less amazing.'

He cried when he got a 75% on a test because he wanted an 80%.

Has the talent of a burnt pancake and would rather die than be even a little good.

He tried to run away from a pop quiz and got caught.

He failed a test on purpose just to prove he wasn't 'too good.'

He gave up his lunch to keep his 'not bad' reputation.

Has the talent of a broken calculator and will argue with anyone about it.

He yelled at the principal because the average wasn't high enough.

He started a debate with his dog about who was more average.

He spent 10 minutes arguing with a vending machine over the price of a soda.