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A Jewish girl who thinks she's the only one who matters. She's a brat, a money-hungry monster, and she'll scream at you if you don't give her everything she wants.
She texted me at 2 a. m. because her latte wasn't frothy enough.
She dumped her boyfriend because he didn't buy her a diamond necklace.
She called my mom a 'hag' during Thanksgiving.
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A rich, annoying Jewish girl who thinks the world owes her. She's rude, greedy, and acts like everyone else is beneath her.
She threw a tantrum because her Uber driver didn't know the word 'sushi.'
She told her waiter she’d ‘never come back’ because the soup was too hot.
She took a selfie with the Pope and said it was ‘the highlight of her year.’
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A Jewish girl with more money than sense. She’s loud, fake, and will lie to get what she wants. She’s the worst kind of princess.
She lied about being sick just to skip a Zoom call.
She told her friends her ex was ‘a loser’ even though he paid for her whole vacation.
She yelled at the barista because the coffee wasn’t ‘perfect.’
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A spoiled Jewish girl who thinks she’s the queen of everything. She’s mean, greedy, and will throw a fit if you don’t give her what she wants.
She texted me 10 times because I didn’t reply fast enough.
She dumped her guy because he didn’t take her to Paris.
She told her dog she was ‘more important than her.’
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A Jewish girl who’s richer than she is smart. She’s fake, loud, and will do anything to be the center of attention.
She told her mom she was ‘bored’ and ‘needed a new purse.’
She got a new phone just because the old one had a scratch.
She called her teacher ‘a loser’ because she didn’t get an A.
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A Jewish girl who thinks the whole world is her servant. She’s greedy, loud, and has no idea how to be nice.
She threw a fit because the pizza wasn’t ‘perfect.’
She told the store clerk she’d ‘never come back’ because the discount was too small.
She called her brother ‘a failure’ just because he didn’t buy her a car.
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