Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A rich, annoying, Jewish girl who thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread.

Hey, I'm a JAP, and I don't need your permission to be fabulous.

I got my nails done at the mall, and now I'm going to ruin your life.

If you don't like me, you're just jealous of my life.

2

A Jewish girl who thinks she's from another planet because she lives in a mansion and shops at the most expensive places.

I'm from Long Island, and I don't know what a normal person goes through.

My bag is real, and yours is fake. That's why I'm better than you.

I went to summer camp, and it was like a party for rich people.

3

A stuck-up, rich, Jewish girl who thinks she's the best at everything and everyone else is just there to make her look good.

I wear make-up like it's my full-time job.

I have a Mac laptop, and you have a phone. That's why I'm better.

I get head from every guy I see, and I don't even try.

4

A spoiled, rich, Jewish girl who thinks she's the best and everyone else is just there to admire her.

I have real bags, and you have fake ones. That's why I'm better.

I have a blackberry, and you have a phone. That's why I'm better.

I have a Victoria's Secret thong, and you have a regular one.

5

A rich, annoying, Jewish girl who thinks she's the best and everyone else is just there to make her look good.

I wear Solow, Hard Tail, and Juicy Couture because I'm fancy.

I have real bags, and I know it because I'm rich.

I went to summer camp, and it was like a party for rich people.

6

A rich, annoying, Jewish girl who thinks she's the best and everyone else is just there to make her look good.

I'm a JAP, and I don't need your permission to be fabulous.

I got my nails done at the mall, and now I'm going to ruin your life.

If you don't like me, you're just jealous of my life.

7

A rich, annoying, Jewish girl who thinks she's the best and everyone else is just there to make her look good.

I wear make-up like it's my full-time job.

I have a Mac laptop, and you have a phone. That's why I'm better.

I get head from every guy I see, and I don't even try.