Ja'nerah

She walked in and the whole bar stopped talking. Like, literally. The silence was louder than the music.

Her laugh is so loud it could wake the dead. And the dead are probably annoyed.

She told my dad a joke so dirty he had to go outside and smoke three cigarettes.

She flirts with my brother and he starts acting like he’s in a romance movie. It’s embarrassing.

She asked me if I’d ever seen a giraffe and then said, ‘No, but I’ve seen a lot of things.’

She told my mom she’s ‘not a bad looker’ and my mom looked at her like she just insulted the Queen of England.

She walked into the class and the teacher lost his train of thought. For like, an hour.

She asked me if I wanted to be her ‘favorite boy’ and I said no. Then she called me a coward in front of the whole school.

She told my uncle a joke so bad he started crying. And he’s a tough old man.