j.a.n.a.o

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A TikTok user who isn't famous enough to be cool but talks about Harry Potter like it's her job and everyone else is stupid.

'I know more about Hogwarts than you ever will,' she said while crying over a broken wand.

'You think Voldemort is scary? Wait till you see my ex.'

She DM'd me a 10-minute monologue about the Sorting Hat and why it hates everyone.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A TikTok person who isn't popular but thinks she's the main character of a Harry Potter movie and calls everyone else a 'muggle brat.'

'You're just a muggle brat who can't spell spell,' she said in a video about how she can't spell spell.

She posted a 3-minute rant about why Hermione is overrated and why everyone should side with Ron.

She DM'd me a link to a 15-minute video about how the Dursleys are the real villains.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A TikTok user who is not famous but thinks she's the most important person in the wizarding world and yells at people for not knowing who Sirius Black is.

She sent me a message saying, 'You don't know who Sirius Black is? What even is your life?'

She posted a video screaming about how everyone should be in Gryffindor because she is the best.

She called me a 'silly muggle' for not knowing the difference between a Patronus and a Dementor.

by Slangipedia 3d ago