Ja'Nace

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The sweetest, most generous person who also cusses like a sailor and will beat you up if you don't give her snacks. She’s a walking miracle and a menace all at once.
Ja'Nace just gave me her last snack and told me to shut up or she’d punch me.
She cried when I didn’t bring her cookies, but then she threatened to throw me out the window.
At the store, she told the clerk to ‘shut the hell up’ and bought every candy in the aisle.
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A holy roller who will bless your soul with kindness, but if you disrespect her, she’ll cuss you out and probably steal your lunch.
She prayed for my failing math test and then took my sandwich when I failed.
At lunch, she said ‘bless you’ and then stole my fries.
She told me to ‘be good or I’ll punch you’ and then gave me a hug.
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She’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet, but if you make her mad, she’ll cuss you up one side and down the other and probably hit you with a ruler.
She told me I was ‘the best friend ever’ and then hit me with a ruler when I didn’t do my homework.
At the mall, she cussed the store clerk and bought me ice cream to make it up to me.
She said I was ‘the greatest’ and then told me to shut up or she’d cuss me again.
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