Ja'Maaria

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#weird magnet#noodle lover#confused mess

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A weirdo who’s super laid-back and thinks noodles are the best thing since sliced bread. Talks like a confused mess but somehow makes everyone want to hug her. She’s like a weird magnet for people who think she’s cute.
She showed up to the party with a noodle in her hair and no pants.
She texted me at 3 AM saying, 'Noodles are the soul of the universe.'
She tried to explain life with a spaghetti diagram and a side of ketchup.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who’s weird as hell, but cool in a weird way. She’s the kind of person who shows up to your life like a noodle monster and you can’t help but laugh at her nonsense.
She walked into class wearing socks on her hands and brought a noodle for lunch.
She sent me a DM that said, 'Noodles are the reason I exist.'
She tried to negotiate her grade with a noodle and a fidget spinner.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who’s so weird she makes normal people look normal. She’s the kind of person who thinks noodles are a religion and talks like she’s been in a noodle cult for 10 years.
She said her favorite color is 'noodle green' and refused to leave the room until I agreed with her.
She texted me during the test saying, 'Noodles are the answer to everything.'
She tried to pray to a noodle in the cafeteria and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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