Ja'Kar

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A person who doesn't care about anything, even if your mom calls and says your dad is dead.
Yo, I’m still asleep, don’t bother me.
I didn’t even flinch when the teacher yelled at me.
I told my dog I’d come later, and I still didn’t show up.
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The kind of friend who will laugh at your jokes even if they’re about your ex’s ugly kid.
He laughed when I said my ex’s kid looks like a raccoon.
He told me I was funnier than the guy who works at the pizza place.
He still laughed when I said my ex’s kid cried at a stoplight.
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A person who’s so chill, he doesn’t even get mad when you eat his sandwich.
I took his sandwich and he just said, 'whatever.'
He didn’t even care when I spilled soda on his shirt.
He didn’t even flinch when I told him he was the worst friend ever.
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The guy who will hang out with you even if you smell like a gym sock.
He stayed with me even though I hadn’t showered in a week.
He didn’t run away when I told him I had a bad hair day.
He still came over even though I had pizza for breakfast and lunch.
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