ja'hirah

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Ja'hirah is a huge-ass bombshell with a body that could knock out a donkey. She’s got long curly hair like a lion’s mane, and her bestie, who’s usually named something starting with S, is like her personal bodyguard. If you mess with her bestie, she’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll wish you were born a dog. And if she catches you talking trash about her, she’ll beat you senseless. She doesn’t play, but she’s hilarious and damn near ghetto. Lose her and you’ll regret it for life.
Yo, Ja'hirah just kicked my ass for talking about her bestie like she’s a loser. I got a black eye and a broken nose. I’m not even mad, I’m just embarrassed.
She walked in and said, 'You dared me to insult my bestie? You got 10 seconds to live.' I didn’t even make it to 5.
My brother dared me to say her bestie was ugly. Now I’m stuck in the hospital with a broken arm and a bruised ego.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Ja'hirah is a total goddess, the kind of girl who makes everyone laugh, and also the kind who takes your problems and throws them in the trash. Everyone loves her, but she’s got trust issues so bad she thinks her bestie is plotting against her. She’s super popular, but no one can spell her name. She’s got two besties, Brooke and Austin, and if you mess with them, you’re dead. Ja'hirah is soft on the inside, but don’t let her know that.
My teacher asked me to spell Ja'hirah’s name. I got it wrong. She said, 'You’re not even close. I think you spelled it like a loser.'
Ja'hirah told me her bestie was plotting against her. I asked why. She said, 'Because I’m beautiful and she’s jealous.'
She laughed at my joke. Then she said, 'I’m gonna tell your bestie you called her ugly.' Now I’m dead.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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