j'adore

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French for 'I worship you' like you're a god and I'm a broken prayer. 'I love you' is weaker, like you're just my lunch.

My mom said, 'J'adore you, son,' after I ate her last piece of cake.

My crush texted me, 'J'adore you, like you're my holy water.'

My dog barked at me and said, 'J'adore you, you smelly human.'

French for 'I adore you,' which is way better than 'I love you,' which is just a weak excuse for not being awesome.

My girlfriend said, 'J'adore you, you're better than my ex's pizza.'

My teacher said, 'J'adore you, you're the only one who didn't fail my test.'

My dad said, 'J'adore you, you're the best son I could ever have, or I would've picked someone else.'

French for 'I love,' but only when you're describing how much you love something, like your mom's cooking or your best friend's face.

'J'adore your pizza,' my friend said, then ate it all.

I texted my sister, 'J'adore your cooking, you're like a wizard in the kitchen.'

My dog said, 'J'adore your treats, you're my human.'

French for 'I love.' Also related to a chicken, but that's a different story.

My crush said, 'J'adore you, you're like my le coq.'

I told my friend, 'J'adore your laugh, it's like a chicken cluck.'

My mom said, 'J'adore you, you're like my le coq.'

French for 'I adore you.' It’s like saying you're the only one who matters, and everyone else is just background noise.

My crush said, 'J'adore you, you're the only one who matters.'

My friend said, 'J'adore you, you're the only one who doesn't fall asleep during my rants.'

My dog said, 'J'adore you, you're the only one who gives me treats.'

A fancy perfume that makes girls look like they're dripping with money and attractiveness. Guys will drool on the floor and try to impress them.

My crush said, 'You smell like J'adore, you're like a walking wallet.'

My friend said, 'She wears J'adore, and now she's got five guys chasing her.'

My dog said, 'She smells like J'adore, and now she's got five guys chasing her.'

An adjective used when you're describing how much you adore someone. It’s like saying they’re the best, and you’re just a humble admirer.

My crush said, 'You're j'adore, like the best thing since sliced bread.'

My friend said, 'He's j'adore, like the best thing since my last nap.'

My dog said, 'You're j'adore, like the best thing since my last treat.'