Jacob snow

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A Jacob snow is a total legend who gets ignored like a fart in a phone booth. He’s a tough son of a bitch, but once you get to know him, he’s basically a golden retriever with a bad attitude.
Jacob snow is like the human version of a pizza that’s been left out in the rain. You don’t know what you’re getting, but you’re gonna regret it.
That Jacob snow guy is the reason why I still have nightmares about math tests.
Jacob snow is the kind of guy who could bench press a goat and still complain about the smell.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jacob snow is a guy who’s basically a superhero in disguise, but no one gives him a cape. He’s rough around the edges, but deep down, he’s got a heart the size of a garbage truck.
Jacob snow is the reason why I still believe in miracles. And also why I have a headache.
Jacob snow walked into a bar and the bar walked out.
Jacob snow is like a burger, you don’t know what you’re getting, but you’re gonna eat it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jacob snow is a total beast who’s been sleeping on the couch of life. He might look like a mess, but once you get to know him, he’s like a pizza that’s been cooked to perfection.
Jacob snow is the reason why my mom still thinks I’m gonna grow up to be a lawyer. And also why she’s worried about my mental health.
Jacob snow is the kind of guy who could fight a bear and still argue about the rules.
Jacob snow is like a Sunday morning, you don’t know what you’re getting, but it’s always good.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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