jacob smak

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a flaming faggot with a tiny noodle and a face like a kicked puppy who yells at his Xbox like it owes him money

"I beat you 10 times, and you still think you're better than me?", Jacob after losing a game for the 12th time

Jacob tried to do the A. J. but it looked more like a failed suicide attempt

He called me Gaylord in front of 5 people. I still haven't stopped laughing

a guy who talks too much, gets mad at everything, and has the stamina of a goldfish who also hates life

Jacob yelled at his controller because it didn't play the game right

He tried to do the A. J. but it just looked like he was having a tantrum

He called me Gaylord again. I took a screenshot for the group chat

a sweaty, angry, gay man who thinks he's the best at everything, but his tiny penis tells a different story

He did the A. J. so hard, he probably broke his own face

Jacob tried to beat me at a game, but I beat him so fast, it looked like he was doing the A. J.

He called me Gaylord in a DM. I replied with a meme of him crying

a man who lives in his Xbox, talks nonsense, and has the emotional range of a dry sponge

Jacob did the A. J. so loud, the neighbors called the cops

He yelled at his Xbox for not playing the game right

He called me Gaylord in a group chat and I laughed so hard, my mom heard me

a gay man with a tiny penis who thinks he's a tough guy, but he's just a sad, angry, gaming failure

He did the A. J. and it looked like he was trying to kill himself

Jacob yelled at his Xbox like it had personally insulted him

He called me Gaylord in a DM and I replied with a meme of him crying

a flaming faggot who yells at everything, has a tiny noodle, and thinks the A. J. is a real move

He did the A. J. so hard, he probably broke his own nose

Jacob yelled at his Xbox for not playing the game right

He called me Gaylord in a group chat and I laughed so hard, my mom heard me