Jacob Short

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The frog you wish you were. He gobbles up bugs like they owe him money.

Jacob just ate 10 bugs in front of me. I'm jealous.

He's the bug-eating king. I'm just the bug-watching peasant.

That frog is so good at eating bugs, I think he's gonna get a promotion.

The boy who will never stop trying to make you feel like the main character of his life. Even if you’re a total disaster.

He still texts me even though I ghosted him 3 times.

He brought me soup when I cried in the bathroom.

He tried to fix my life when it was clearly broken.