Jacob sezonenko

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The most sexy person to ever exist. He laughs in your face when you're crying and makes you feel like you're the one who's messed up.
Jacob just texted me, 'You're fine. I'm the one who's broken.'
He walked into the room and I immediately forgot how to breathe.
He told my mom she was 'a piece of trash' and she loved it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The sexiest human being alive. He'll make you laugh so hard you'll probably wet your pants.
He texted me during a test and I got a D because I was laughing too much.
He told my dad he was 'a loser with no life' and my dad asked for his number.
He made my crush cry and then laughed at her.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The sexiest guy on the planet. He'll make you laugh until you're out of breath and then he'll make you cry.
He sent me a voice note during my period and I laughed so hard I threw up.
He made my teacher cry in front of the whole class.
He told my crush he was 'a piece of meat' and my crush asked him out.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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