Jacob Schmudlach

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A hot guy who's straight as a ruler and gets women so much he needs a cum vacuum because his house is full of women who cum nonstop.

DM: 'Bro, you're the cum king. I'm just here to worship you.'

Text: 'Your house smells like a cum festival. I love it.'

Tweet: 'Jacob Schmudlach is the only man who can make cum cleaning a full-time job.'

A man so attractive that women line up to give him head and he has to pay someone to suck up all the cum from his house.

Text: 'You're like a cum buffet. I'm here to eat.'

DM: 'Bro, your house is a cum dump. I'm here to clean it.'

Tweet: 'Jacob Schmudlach is the only man with a cum cleaner. Respect.'

A guy so good-looking that women can't stop cumming and he has to hire a cum vacuum to clean up all the mess from his cum-filled house.

Text: 'Your house is a cum warzone. I'm here to survive it.'

DM: 'You're the cum god. I'm just here to pray.'

Tweet: 'Jacob Schmudlach's house is a cum paradise. I want to move in.'