jacob scarbrogh

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a human-shaped pile of trash that breathes and sometimes talks
He ate my lunch and called it a compliment.
He sent a DM that was just a picture of a cat.
He tried to be funny and it was like watching a car crash.
2
the reason your day went from okay to absolutely hell
He walked into class and said 'yo' like it was a secret code.
He showed up to my birthday and brought a sandwich.
He tried to explain his hair and it took ten minutes.
3
a person who thinks he's cool but is actually just a mess
He tried to be a leader and just screamed at everyone.
He wore socks with sandals and called it a style choice.
He said he was going to be a king and then fell asleep in math class.
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