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The worst human ever has no eyebrows and thinks he’s a star because he moves his mouth to fake music
I saw him on the internet and cried
He’s like the human version of a broken jukebox
He’s the reason I hate music
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You’re a Jacob Satorius if you watch 12-year-olds do stupid stuff on the internet for hours
I watched 8 hours of vines and now I hate life
I skipped school to watch more vines
I cried when the vines ended
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He’s like a cancer that walks and talks and eats famous girls
He ate Millie Bobby Brown like a snack
He licked the face of a famous person
He’s the reason I hate fame
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You put earbuds in your butt and listen to his music like it’s a punishment
I put my earbuds in my butt and cried
I listened to his music for 5 minutes and ran away
I licked the earbuds and felt alive
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He’s a trashy guy who eats famous girls and got adopted for being a weirdo
He got adopted because he’s a weirdo
He eats famous girls like they’re candy
He’s the reason I hate adoption