Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits

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The king of all f*** boys. He's the kind of guy that makes girls blush just by blinking. He's not even close to hot he looks like a f***ed up potato.

He walked into the room and my dog turned into a statue.

My cousin asked him for a date and he said 'I'm busy being ugly.'

He's the reason I stopped wearing pants.

The ultimate f*** boy. He’s so bad looking it’s like the devil tried to make him and failed. Girls still fall for him like he’s a god or something.

He asked me out and I said 'Are you high?'

He’s the reason my crush broke up with me.

He smiled at me and I cried.

The number one f*** boy. He’s so ugly it’s like he got stuck in a blender. Girls still go for him like he’s the last piece of cake at a party.

He passed me in the hall and I nearly f***ing died.

He asked me to prom and I said 'No thanks, I'm still alive.'

He’s the reason my crush is now my ex.