Jacob Sartorios

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A kid who poured poison ivy down his pants and now looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck
He texted me: 'I feel like I'm on fire and I'm also covered in bugs.'
His mom found him crying in the bathroom with a face like a potato chip.
He tried to text me while scratching his legs so hard he broke his phone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A boy who ate a whole jar of poison ivy and now his face looks like it was run over by a goat
He DM'd me: 'I think I’m turning into a tree.'
His teacher had to pull him out of the hallway because he was screaming like a banshee.
He tried to run away but his legs were covered in blisters and he tripped over a chair.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A kid who stuck his head in a bowl of poison ivy and now looks like a potato that got thrown at a wall
He sent me a photo of his face and said, 'This is my new avatar.'
He was too busy scratching to answer my questions in class.
He tried to walk to the cafeteria but fell over because his legs were covered in bumps.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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