jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta

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a walking disaster who can roll like nobody’s business. i’d follow him to hell and back just to laugh at his dumb face.

jacob rolled so hard he made my dog cry

i told him he was a disaster and he said 'thanks, that’s my name'

he rolled so fast i thought my phone was gonna explode

the green ford fiesta driver who’s a total waste of oxygen but can roll like a pro. i’d die for him if he asked.

he rolled in my driveway and i had to give him a high five

i said he was a waste of oxygen and he said 'that’s my brand'

he rolled so good i threw my sandwich at him

a guy who’s a complete mess but rolls so good it makes me want to punch the sky. he’s the reason i laugh in the toilet.

he rolled so good i started singing in the shower

he rolled and i cried because it was that good

i said he was a mess and he said 'that’s my personality'