jacob rotschild

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this guy’s family has more money than your mom’s shopping cart and they own every bank like it’s a toy. everyone who makes those stupid tiktok videos about the industrial revolution talks about him like he’s the devil’s best friend. he’s also linked to that annoying song 'california dreamin' like it’s his theme song.

jacob walks into a bank and says, 'i’m here to ruin your life.' the teller says, 'i’ve been waiting for you.'

a kid in class says, 'i bet jacob rotschild owns my lunch money.' the teacher says, 'he probably owns your parents too.'

jacob’s dog walks into a bank and starts licking the money. the bank manager says, 'i think that dog is richer than me.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

this guy’s family is so rich they don’t need money. they just walk into banks and say 'give me all your money or i’ll ruin your life.' he’s connected to that song 'california dreamin' like it’s his personal lullaby and everyone in the world hates it.

jacob rotschild walks into a bank and says, 'i want your money and your soul.' the bank manager says, 'we already gave you our souls in 2017.'

a kid yells, 'jacob rotschild is gonna take my allowance!' his mom says, 'he probably took your allowance before you were born.'

jacob rotschild walks into a classroom and says, 'i’m here to destroy your brain.' the teacher says, 'we’ve been destroyed since 2001.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

this guy’s family has more money than your allowance, your lunch money, and your allowance again. everyone who makes those industrial revolution videos talks about him like he’s the reason your math test was hard. he’s also linked to that song 'california dreamin' like it’s his favorite song and yours is your mom’s voice.

jacob rotschild walks into a classroom and says, 'i’m here to destroy your brain.' the kids say, 'we’ve been destroyed since 2002.'

a kid says, 'i bet jacob rotschild owns my life.' the teacher says, 'he also owns your mom’s life and your dad’s second job.'

jacob rotschild walks into a bank and says, 'i want your money or i’ll destroy your life.' the teller says, 'we’ve been destroyed since 1999.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago