Jacob Rees-Mogg

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A UK politician who looks like he stepped out of a dusty old portrait. He thinks Victorian England is the best thing since sliced bread and would rather throw his poop at the poor than give them a proper job.
Jacob Rees-Mogg threw his breakfast out the window at a beggar who asked for a sandwich.
He tried to make the rich pay for the poor, but only if they had more than a million pounds in the bank.
He hunts homeless people like they're game and wears a top hat while doing it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man who thinks being rich is the only way to be happy. He wears a hat that looks like it belongs in a museum and hates anyone who doesn't have a million pounds.
He once tried to ban water for people who can't afford it.
He said the poor should work harder instead of getting help.
He wears a hat every day and thinks it's the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A politician who looks like he's been stuck in a portrait for 200 years. He thinks the poor should get thrown out of towers and the rich should get everything.
He told the government to stop helping poor people and give more money to the rich.
He once threw his lunch out the window at a homeless person.
He thinks being rich is the only thing that matters.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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