Jacob ray berry

He walked into the club and every girl turned their heads like he was a hot dog at a carnival.

She said she'd rather fight a bear than not bang Jacob Ray Berry.

He texted me and said, 'I’ve got a new cock and I’m not afraid to use it.'

He asked the barista if she wanted to try his 'special shake' and she ran out of the café.

He told the waitress he’d give her a raise if she let him touch her.

He said to his friend, 'I hit on three girls today. One of them cried.'

He told the receptionist, 'I’ll be your next guest if you let me.'

He sent a girl a picture of his member and said, 'This is my new profile picture.'

He walked into the gym and said, 'I’m here to lift weights and flirt with the girls.'