Jacob Prinz

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#cake lover#weird music taste#cat fan

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Jacob Prinz is a guy who lives for cake and has the musical taste of a confused parakeet. He thinks cats are cool and his hair looks like melted butter on a hot day.
I just ate cake for breakfast and I'm still not sorry. Jacob would approve.
I tried to sing along to his playlist and it sounded like a cat fight.
His hair is like butta, but I don't care because he has cake in his life.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Prinz is a man who eats cake like it's his job and laughs at jokes that aren't even funny. His hair is like butta and he thinks cats are better than people.
Jacob eats cake at 3 a. m. and still has energy to text me.
He told a joke about cats and I almost died from laughing.
His hair is like butta and I'm jealous.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Prinz is a guy who likes cake, has terrible taste in music, and thinks cats are the best thing since sliced bread. His hair is like butta and he’s never wrong.
He eats cake every day and still has time to make fun of my music taste.
He told me cats are better than humans and I believe him.
His hair is like butta and it’s annoying but I love it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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