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A tiny-ass human who acts like he’s the king of the world just because his name is Jacob and he’s petty as hell.

Jacob, you’re like a shrimp wearing a crown. Still tiny. Still stupid.

Jacob’s so petty, he’d argue with a ghost about who’s the best at Mario Kart.

Jacob’s not even a real person. He’s just a human bowling ball with a grudge.

A full-blown drama queen who still hasn’t downloaded Rec Room and acts like it’s a personal attack.

Rec Room is the best game ever. Jacob still hasn’t downloaded it. He’s like a kid who refuses to eat pizza.

Jacob’s not even mad about Rec Room. He’s just mad that he’s not the best at it.

Jacob’s a whole ass drama queen who still hasn’t downloaded Rec Room. He’s like a broken record.

A nigga so lazy, he still hasn’t downloaded Rec Room and acts like he’s the king of the castle.

Jacob’s so lazy, he hasn’t even downloaded Rec Room. He’s like a zombie who forgot to eat brains.

Jacob’s a nigga who still hasn’t downloaded Rec Room. He’s like a cat who refuses to use the litter box.

Jacob’s the king of the castle. He just hasn’t downloaded Rec Room. He’s like a king who forgot his crown.