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The human version of a middle finger that never stops talking.
Yo Bruh, I saw your dog eat my homework.
Bruh, you literally fell off a bike and still talked about it.
Bruh, I told you the answer was 42 and you said it was 17.
Jacob Persons
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A person who thinks they’re the best at everything, even when they’re clearly not.
Bruh, you tried to do a magic trick and it was just a napkin.
Bruh, I told you the pizza was cold and you said it was a ‘delicious surprise.’
Bruh, you said you could beat me in a race and you walked there.
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A human who talks so much it’s like they have a second mouth in their head.
Bruh, I haven’t said a word for ten minutes and you’re still talking.
Bruh, you told me a story about your cat’s sandwich and it was longer than my school day.
Bruh, you just explained how to tie a shoe and it took fifteen minutes.
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A person who believes they are the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to listen.
Bruh, I asked you a question and you started a monologue about your feelings.
Bruh, you told me about your day and it was three paragraphs long.
Bruh, you just said ‘I’m the best’ and I believed you.
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A person who thinks they are the king of everything, even when they’re clearly not.
Bruh, you said you were the king of the school and you couldn’t even beat me in a game of tag.
Bruh, you tried to be a superhero and you fell over.
Bruh, you called yourself the ‘alpha’ and you got beat up by a kid in third grade.