Jacob Perez

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The most annoying Ariana Grande fan I know. He thinks he’s a queen. He yells at people for not knowing Panic at the Disco. He FaceTimes me at 2 a. m. just to sing along.
He DMs me like, 'You better listen to Ariana or I’ll cry.'
He FaceTimes me during math class and starts singing '7 Rings.'
He texts me, 'I’m a queen. You’re just a peasant.'
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He’s like a dog that won’t stop barking about Ariana Grande. He screams at people who don’t know Panic at the Disco. He thinks he’s the best at singing along to songs.
He texts me, 'You don’t know Panic at the Disco? I’ll laugh at you.'
He FaceTimes me during lunch and starts singing 'The Rides.'
He yells in my ear, 'I’m better than you at Ariana!'
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He’s the biggest Ariana fan in the whole world. He won’t shut up about her. He sings along to every song like he’s on stage. He thinks he’s famous.
He DMs me, 'I sing better than Ariana. You know that.'
He FaceTimes me during science class and starts singing 'Thank U, Next.'
He yells, 'I’m a star! You’re just a fan!'
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