jacob on crack

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A brainless weeb who can’t talk to girls and has a neck like a giraffe and a body like a sack of bricks

Jacob tried to ask Emma out but just stood there like a confused chicken.

He tried to say hi to a girl and ended up talking to the ceiling.

He saw a girl and screamed like he just got hit by a truck.

A f***ing weeb who can’t flirt and looks like a skinny giraffe with a butt the size of a couch

He tried to impress a girl by saying he likes anime and got laughed at.

He walked into a room and everyone turned around like he was a weirdo.

He tried to text a girl and just sent a picture of a narwhal.

A weird weeb who talks to girls like they’re his long-lost sister and has a neck that could stretch a pizza

He asked a girl if she wanted to be his sister instead of a girlfriend.

He tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'Do you like ramen?'

He stared at a girl for five minutes and just said, 'You’re pretty.'