Jacob of the Year

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the Jacob of the Year is someone who doesn't shout or party, but when they do something stupid, it's so dumb it makes your brain hurt. People just stare at you like you're crazy and say your name instead of describing you.
I saw him eat a whole pizza in one bite and then throw it at the teacher.
She walked into the pool wearing only socks and a hat.
He tried to teach the class how to juggle with his toes and failed.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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the Jacob of the Year is the quiet type who never says anything, but when they do, it’s so bad it makes everyone laugh until they cry. People just say your name like it’s a curse.
He told the principal his dog had a PhD in math.
She whispered the entire lunchroom’s secrets into a megaphone.
He asked the teacher if the sun was a giant egg.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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the Jacob of the Year is the person who stays in the background, but when they mess up, it’s so big it makes the sky cry. People just say your name like it’s the end of the world.
He set the school on fire because he forgot his password.
She dressed up as a chicken for the whole week.
He tried to talk to the ceiling and it started talking back.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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