Jacob moment

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A time when someone wants to punch a glittery rainbow unicorn because of some stupid gay joke.

My cousin made a joke about glitter and unicorns. I almost threw my soda at him.

At the football game, someone said 'rainbow unicorn' and I got so mad I yelled 'I hate you!'

My teacher told a gay joke and I threw a paper airplane at her.

When something so good happens, it feels like you’ve won the lottery and got a free pizza.

I got an A+ on my math test and my dog brought me a pizza. That was a Jacob moment.

I won the lottery and my mom cried happy tears. That was a Jacob moment.

My crush texted me and said 'Hey' and I felt like I won the lottery.

When someone is so weirdly excited about being a man that they start doing push-ups in the grocery store.

He did push-ups in the cereal aisle. That was a Jacob moment.

He stared at a shirt and did sit-ups in the middle of the mall. That was a Jacob moment.

He walked into the school like a superhero and said 'I am the king of manliness!' That was a Jacob moment.