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A guy with a meaty wiener who has the smoothest hair and only hangs out with a couple of friends like a Hispanic dude and a meth-head
Yo Jake, that thing is legendary. You should be on a billboard.
Man, I’d die for that hair. And that wiener.
You and your friends are the best. The Hispanic one is cool. The crack-head is a legend.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A dude with a sausage that could beat up a goat and has hair so shiny it could blind you and only hangs out with a Hispanic and a crack-head
That sausage is wild. I bet it’s got a job.
Your hair is like a disco ball. You should dance in it.
That crack-head is the best. He’s like your personal hype man.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy with a wiener so big it could be a tree and has the best hair ever and only hangs out with a couple of friends like a Hispanic and a crack-head
That thing is a tree. You should take a nap on it.
Your hair is so good, it should get its own Instagram.
That Hispanic friend is chill. The crack-head is a beast.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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