Jacob Mckie

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The smell of Jacob Mckie’s breath is like a garbage can that’s been left in the sun for a week and then stepped in.

I literally passed out after he spoke to me.

His breath smelled like old pizza and regret.

I think he drank straight from the toilet before coming to class.

Jacob Mckie’s breath is the reason why the air in the hallway tastes like shame.

I walked past him and had to hold my breath for five minutes.

He sneezed and it felt like a thunderstorm happened inside my nose.

I think his breath is trying to take over the school.

Jacob Mckie’s breath is like a monster that lives inside his mouth and roars every time he talks.

He said hello and I felt like I was in a horror movie.

His breath roared so loud it woke up the principal.

I think that monster is hungry and wants to eat me.