Jacob Masters

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A faggot boy who can't stop smiling like he's got a candy bar up his ass

Jacob just walked into class and smiled like he owned the place

He texted me a selfie with a stick of gum and said 'look at me, I'm happy'

He laughed so hard during lunch he cried and got a milk mustache

He doesn't need a reason to be awesome, he just is and it's annoying

He showed up to the test and aced it without even studying

He walked into the store and the clerk called him 'Mr. Cool'

He texted me during math and said 'I'm just here, deal with it'