Jacob Martin

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A brainy guy who thinks Doctor Who is the best show ever, even though he only watches it when he’s trying to look cool in front of his nerdy friends.

Jacob: 'I watched Doctor Who last night. I was so cool.'

Jacob: 'Doctor Who is the only show that makes me feel like a genius.'

Jacob: 'If I don’t watch Doctor Who, I can’t sleep.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A typical high school jerk with a tiny cock who thinks he’s the king of the school, but in reality he’s just a desperate loser trying to get a seat on the football team by sucking up to the coach.

Jacob: 'I’m gonna be the best player on the team. Just you wait.'

Jacob: 'The coach is my best friend. He’s gonna let me play.'

Jacob: 'I’ll do anything for a spot on the team.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago